Battle Ground High School

On my first day school, i walked into the halls. The overwhelming smell of corn dogs flooded my nostrils, as a hill ogre had recently died in the air vents. It was all fine until Enormous Eugene and his gang of over 9000 Furries assaulted me. I knew I didn't stand a chance. They beat me with a stick, forcing me into a T-stance. I floated around, trying to escape, but my health was low. I cried out for help. My jaw extended to the floor as I emitted a dog whistle scream. Mr. Yingling annihilated the furries with a swift sos-ing eeYAHOO. This school is yes?

Great school. My kids love their teachers.

I'm a freshman of 2017 and school is pretty fun here. It's a good community and there's always something going on. It's not boring for sure. Some teachers are really disliked by classes but overall we have a good time. If you want to be involved in something, there's so many options and if you aren't, then you're just fine. Everyone is pretty friendly too.

I graduated from here in 2011. Some of the teachers are a little weird and don't know how to teach right. The students have a lot of school spirit.