Holmes Middle School

When you eat at the cafeteria you've basically hit rock bottom. And, believe me, it's amazing. I don't understand why people complain about stomach aches, the occasional migraine, or finding hair in their food. Typically, i only eat at the cafeteria food when I really can't be any worse so even if I find a turd hiding in my fries i'd still eat it. I'd probably even eat the pizza if they spit in it because it's just so good even though I would die of explosive diarrhea in the next 24 hours. And it's only for the low price of 5 bucks. I highly recommend the cafeteria lunch to people who their life can't possibly get even worse (until the instant when you actually eat the food). oh yeah, i almost forgot. Its also a really hot date spot.

I think it's a great place to send your kids to school!